aggybird:

‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.

meladoodle:

if i become a drug dealer i’m gonna say to my customers ‘now put THAT in your pipe and smoke it” and we’d all laugh and then i’d call the police because drugs are fucking illegal

“The person who broke you can’t be the one to fix you. Remember that.”

– Note to self (1/?)

840px:

life hack: always like someone’s selfie. it takes a lot of courage to post a picture of yourself. always be kind. reply nice things.

“I have come to accept the feeling of not knowing where I am going. And I have trained myself to love it. Because it is only when we are suspended in mid-air with no landing in sight, that we force our wings to unravel and alas begin our flight. And as we fly, we still may not know where we are going to. But the miracle is in the unfolding of the wings. You may not know where you’re going, but you know that so long as you spread your wings, the winds will carry you.”

– C. JoyBell C. (via kushandwizdom)

wifi-wizerd:

LOOK AT HIM HE IS THE TEA

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

kushandwizdom:

More pictures here

kushandwizdom:

More pictures here

kushandwizdom:

More pictures here

kushandwizdom:

More pictures here

humming-metallica-in-the-tardis:

svvitzerland:

coolscar:

whorville:

whorville:

Which state is the loudest

Illinoise

its funny because the last part in illinois is silent

silence is the loudest scream

that was deep

hellagoodhair:

chilewebeopuntocom:

Arte

my hands can’t even open water bottles

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

catgoddess:

awwww-cute:

Get away from my food! Wait… You’re… Really Fluffy

*Pat pat pat pat*

these-times-shall-pass:

Teen? You must see this blog!

these-times-shall-pass:

Teen? You must see this blog!