if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?
Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter
y’all are like “ooh everyone is beautiful” “ooh everyone deserves to feel hot” and then three seconds later you’re making fun of people who cover their acne with makeup and people who haven’t mastered winged eyeliner yet like grow the hell up you don’t get to pick and choose times to be body positive
THIS FUCKING THIS
I found out santa wasnt real because I got a spy kit that christmas so i fingerprinted my mom and matched it to the fingerprints i dusted on the milk mug i left out… Im on that next level shit
my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night
- every person ever at least once regardless of skin color, heritage, or religion (via dutchster)
my friend did a psychology class in high school and came to my house and diagnosed my cat with depression
Alright so one time when I was 14 I had to go to the doctor for a check up and I had just started going through puberty so I was all hormonally out of control and got boners all the time and the doctor had to check out my package to make sure puberty was doing its thing and he told me to unzip my pants and I was really nervous and I got a boner and when me pulled my underwear down it got caught on my dick and my boner slapped him in the chin
Introducing, Dodocool Lightning Cable.
Dodocool - $9.97
Apple - $19.00
IT’S CHEAPER TOO GUYS
NO MORE BROKEN LIGHTNING CABLE FOR ME YESS
Apple will buy out this company, sell their product at Apple prices and them hail themselves as “revolutionary” 😒.